Sunday, April 26, 2009

A Word From the Maximum Hep Cat

According to this Yahoo News article, “For Obama, hipness is what it is”, our president “has this awareness that other presidents haven’t had. He’s white, and he’s black. He’s an elitist, and he’s regular folk. He’s not pinned down to a perspective.”


"H-e-e-y-y-y, Daddy-O! What it is? You heard the man: no squares in this White House, Pops, no off-the-cob icky Jeffs, nothin’ but hummers straight down the line. Did you dig my dicty struttin’ in Europe and down in Banana Land? Even taught Hugo the secret handshake. Everything’s copacetic, Jack; I’ve got the world in my kick and we’re cookin’ with gas.

Now, I know what some of you gates are thinkin’; 'Hey, Prez, what about the government gettin’ into the gravy? We’re gonna find ourselves down to a nickel note when the grocer says only a sawbuck will do.' Ease off, man, you’re comin’ up on the wrong riff. You’re talkin’ to the hep cat in chief, togged to the bricks and in the groove, a solid sender from way back. All our little problems gonna be sewn up in just a few ticks, with the help of David 'Alligator' Axelrod, Tim 'Bagman' Geithner and Joe 'Plugs' Biden. So nix that salty jive while I lay out my racket. Well, awwwwruthafussit!"

10 comments:

richard mcenroe said...

In related news, Barack 'Sportin' Life' Obama is responding to the flu pandemic by nationalizing the Baxter pharmaceutical company to make sure it includes carbon cap and trades in the price, thereby tripling the cost in the name of 'contagious justice', and requiring every household to refrigerate samples of the virus to pass on to their grandchildren...

richard mcenroe said...

crap price of the pending vaccine

RebeccaH said...

All hat and no cattle, is what we used to say.

richard mcenroe said...

Over at Politico, they're complaining because Obie hasn't filled most of his Administration's health posts yet.

Me, I say a plague without Obie managing it is a like a day WITH sunshine...

bruce said...

Koolness is so far out it's in, Daddie-Oh.

Btw, what is 'preshizzle'?

Google just points right back here for that word.

Paco said...

Bruce: I made that one up; it has a kinda "rap" sound to it.

RebeccaH said...

Bruce, "preshizzle" was a word coined for "president" by, I believe thismultimillionaire professional angry black man, who has a penchant for adding "izzle" to words. Obama is his preshizzle. Got it?

Paco said...

I think I first heard the "-shizzle" suffix used by Snoop Dog, but I believe I coined the word preshizzle (although I wouldn't be in the least surprised to find out that some rapper had been using it for years).

richard mcenroe said...

I thought I remembered the word 'preshizzle' from my high school hygiene class...

Anonymous said...

From idiocracy sorry:

President Camacho: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.
South Carolina Representative # 1: That's what you said last time, dipshit!
South Carolina Representative # 2: Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!