Brave little Hardin, Montana says it'll take the prisoners from Guantanamo.
"The medium-security jail was conceived as a holding facility for drunks and other scofflaws, but town leaders said it could be fortified with a couple of guard towers and some more concertina wire."
"The jail's No. 1 promoter, Greg Smith, executive director of Hardin's economic development agency, said the Two Rivers Detention Center could easily be retrofitted to increase security. And while the town hasn't had its own police force since the 1970s, Smith said the jail's well-armed neighbors would constitute an 'unofficial redneck patrol.'"
Praise Allah, Hassan! We are free of the compound!
Yes, my friend. Let us take to our heels.
*Chook-CHOOK* Howdy, boys! Goin' somewhere?