...says Michelle Malkin, of the White House Correspondents Dinner.
And a good thing, too. With the kind of bladder-emptying excitement that typically takes hold of Obama's media groupies when gathered en masse, self-absorbency is key.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh