Ayatollah Khamenei: "Batons, mace, guns...nothing seems to work! We are forced to use our secret weapon!"
"Release the presidential B.O.!"
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh