Monday, June 8, 2009
Do Ya Know Who Your Friends Are?
Ya know what makes for political success? Knowin’ who your friends are. Which also means, knowin’ who your friends ain’t. An’ if dere’s one t’ing de Boss is good at, it’s fingerin’ his enemies.
Nuttin’ poisonal, ya unnerstand. It’s just business, see? Like when David Axelrod said Carrie Prejean was in de runnin’ to be de President’s dog. C’mon! Do youse t’ink for one minute Axelrod don’t know what a juicy tomato Carrie Prejean is? Why, one day, while he was doin’ some resoich, I was dere when he googled Carrie Prejean and he saw de listin’ for “Carrie Prejean Nude Pictures” – let me tell ya, he homed in on dat link like a rat goin’ after a hunk a’ gorgonzola; an’ take it from me, he was plenty pissed off when he clicked on de link an’ it took him to dat McCain guy’s blog.
An’ when de boss attacked Rush Limbaugh – hey, like I said, he didn’t have anyt’ing poisonal against de guy. So what, Limbaugh was a drug abuser and he can’t seem to get along wit’ none ‘a his wives, an’ he’s a fat putz; live and let live, dat’s de Boss’s motto.
So, mind your p’s and q’s an’ everyt’ing’s gonna be jake. An’ if ya do catch a little heat from one a’ de President’s button men, remember: it’s just business.
Oh, yeah, and youse, dere…Paco, or whatever your moniker is…youse’ll be catchin’ a little business if yez don’t stop talkin’ about de Obama Nostra – which, as everybody knows, dere ain’t no such t’ing.
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Update: Smitty at the Other McCain seems to have found another Obama enemy.
Update II: Linked by The Camp of the Saints.