Wednesday, June 10, 2009

That Giant, Sucking Sound...

Stacy McCain, possibly temporarily unbalanced from the strain of creating Not Tucker Carlson in three days, has somehow developed the delusion that he sucks.

Now, quite apart from the wound that this would cause to my own amour propre, if true - after all, would Paco Enterprises not be even suckier than The Other McCain for NOT BEING LISTED ON STACY'S BLOG-ROLL? - I think we need to buck up the poor fellow. So, I'm conducting a poll: How many readers believe that Stacy McCain does not suck?



Update: Check here for professional-looking pie graph and map showing geographical distribution of respondents.

12 comments:

JeffS said...

You need a third option, Paco: "Yes, but only when consuming a milk shake with a straw."

Barry O said...

Present.

Anonymous said...

Gawd, I can't remember what it was, but a few months back Stacy wrote an absolute outstanding post (actually I would call it a small essay) on something the Democrats said or done. I was going to write something myself until I read Stacy's. Up to that time I'd never heard of him, but after reading that I knew the man was exceedingly smart.

I now have him on my daily read list. And I only have three: Tim Blair, Paco, and Stacy. The last two just recent. What with being given the task of following Dick Cheney around, keeping him away from firearms and such, I have little time for any more.

I dropped Instapundit off. It's been wretchingly dull of late.

wronwright

Paco said...

Wronwright: You pulled the Cheney detail? Careful! I understand he carries a boot gun you may not know about.

Thanks for your kind words.

Bob Belvedere said...

RSM definately does not 'suck'. Given the way he dressed in the late 70's / early 80's, I would say he trucks [wow, am I dating myself]. Cordially...

Sen. John Cornyn (R.-TX) said...

Paco, Paco, Paco... I'm surprised that a businessman of your acumen, a three-time winner of the CMYOT Dibbler Memorial Main Chance Award, has recognized the opportunity here to apply the DC GOP business model:

A professional colleage of principle and talent is showing a vulnerability.

STAB HIM!
STAB HIM INNA BACK!
GUT THE BASTID!
THAT'S MORE FOR US!

Sen. John Cornyn (R.-TX) said...

That should have been "hasn't" recognized. I misunderrepresented what I meant to say...

richard mcenroe said...

Paco, Dick Cheney doesn't need guns. He has the jaws of Predator-X. He just uses firearms to handicap himself for the sport...

richard mcenroe said...

I voted no... but don't tell him I said so.

TW: uplityin: what RSM does every time he critikyoos a Brooks column...

Robert Stacy McCain said...

I suck so bad, I'm thinking of getting an intern to help me with the freaking blogroll.

Free Willy C said...

Dear Bob...

That's not what interns are for.

Or I never heard it called a blogroll before...

mojo said...

That "professional-looking pie graph" bears a striking resemblance to Pac-Man...