"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Sunday, June 28, 2009
The Walking, Talking Lawyer Joke
John Edwards is back in the news - one last time, let us hope, before he takes his proper place at the back of the lowing herd.
Sigh...I'm afraid you're probably right, Smitty. Although with his courtroom experience in channeling the souls of dead children, I wouldn't be surprised if he made health care his issue.
I doubt that Edwards will resurface in politics again, though, Paco. It's not a sure thing, as we can see with Bill Clinton, but Edwards lacks the political capital of the Clintonistas.
Nah, he'll just shift from two Americas to global warming.
ReplyDeleteIt's all about making the proper noise.
Sigh...I'm afraid you're probably right, Smitty. Although with his courtroom experience in channeling the souls of dead children, I wouldn't be surprised if he made health care his issue.
ReplyDeleteI doubt that Edwards will resurface in politics again, though, Paco. It's not a sure thing, as we can see with Bill Clinton, but Edwards lacks the political capital of the Clintonistas.
ReplyDeleteIf Edwards tries to resurect himself and gets any positive media attention The Won will leak the tape himself. No false idols allowed, you know.
ReplyDeleteI can't really imagine an Edwards sex tape with any one in it but him, starring into a mirror.
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Sayonara, Silky Pony. We've had enough of you.
ReplyDeleteRetread: Excellent point.
ReplyDeleteI can't really imagine an Edwards sex tape with any one in it but him, starring into a mirror.
ReplyDeleteEdwards wouldn't need a mirror, but he would certainly be the only actor.
"A spokesman for John Edwards released the following statement today:
ReplyDelete"Come on, people, the bitch had the brat. Can't we all just Move On?"