Hey, dis Administration ain’t got nuttin’ against old geezers, see? It’s just dat…well, youse know how it is, a guy gets, whaddaya call it, “long in de tooth”, an’ he starts ta get a little confused.
Now, dis fellah Walpin…tell me honest, whadda we s’posed ta do? He’s practic’lly stickin’ straws in his hair an’ droolin’ on de table - what, we’re gonna wait ‘til he shows up at a board meetin’ wearin’ a wife-beater an’ no pants? Him gettin’ de ax ain’t got nuttin’, nuttin’ at all ta do wit’ him claimin’ ta find some a’ de boys at AmeriCorps bein’ a tad careless wit’ a few hundred large, see? An’ dis Grassley boid is jus’ playin’ politics, like Republicans always do. I mean, c’mon, we get rid a’ IG’s all de time, so Walpin ain’t nobody special.
Nah, dere ain’t nuttin’ ta see here. I t’ink alla’ yez jus’ need ta be movin’ along.
Wait a minute. What’s dat? Ya say dere’s a eyewitness who sawr de whole t’ing? Ah, he’s prolly some old coot, too. Er, youse ain’t got his name an’ address handy, do yez?
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