Somebody is reading the cap-and-trade bill so that you (and those who voted for it) don't have to.
Here's a choice sample of what your ever-vigilant government wants to enforce, because you, Mr. and Mrs. America, are too stupid to know what's good for you: "Mandates that light fixtures, intended to display art, have no more than three sockets and base the light-bulb wattage on the number of sockets. (H.R. 2454, Sec. 211, p. 421.)"