"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
May those that love us, love us. And those that don’t love us, May God turn their hearts. And if he doesn’t turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we’ll know them by their limping.
Professor Gates: I'm agonna crush this racist, cracker son of a...
Sgt. Crowley: I'll be glad when I'm back at work and I don't have to deal with these two clowns anymore.
President Obama: Why couldn't we have had chardonnay, I hate beer, and maybe some of those arugula wraps for snacks... and health care, n' stuff... I hope The Boy has finished my next speech... I wonder what's for dinner?
Sgt. Crowley: "I'm at the White House. I'm having a beer with the most powerful man in the world. And what does he serve for snacks? Pretzels? Where's the frickin beer nuts?"
Wir trinken Bier und singen
ReplyDeleteWe're here because there's beer.
ReplyDelete3 happy Irishmen drinking beer....
ReplyDeleteMay those that love us, love us.
And those that don’t love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if he doesn’t turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we’ll know them by their limping.
Okay, who's the funny guy who with the superglue?
ReplyDeleteThat should have read,
ReplyDeleteWho's the funny guy with the superglue?
"Mine's bigger than yours!"
ReplyDeletebad boys bad boys
ReplyDeletewhatcha gonna do?
whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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The thoughts of the three as they toast:
ReplyDeleteProfessor Gates: I'm agonna crush this racist, cracker son of a...
Sgt. Crowley: I'll be glad when I'm back at work and I don't have to deal with these two clowns anymore.
President Obama: Why couldn't we have had chardonnay, I hate beer, and maybe some of those arugula wraps for snacks... and health care, n' stuff... I hope The Boy has finished my next speech... I wonder what's for dinner?
Best Post, Winner and Still Champeene, PACO!!!
ReplyDeleteLinking this at my Place, Paco. You & your regular commenters are PRICELESS!
Superglue and what's for dinner...oh lordy...
First one to drink is a racist!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link, KC. I may not have many readers, but I wouldn't trade 'em for a million hits from perfect strangers.
ReplyDeleteSgt Crowley: "Okay guys, where's mine?"
ReplyDelete"I may not have many readers, but I wouldn't trade 'em for a million hits from perfect strangers.
- Another aphorism from the PACOBook.
Cheers
WV: affocks- I didn't say that!
Sgt. Crowley: "I'm at the White House. I'm having a beer with the most powerful man in the world. And what does he serve for snacks? Pretzels? Where's the frickin beer nuts?"
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Paco, stay strong. Our readerships in the high severals are just skimming the cream.
ReplyDeleteRichard: the "high severals" (love that phrase!) are good enough for me.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh heh heh!
ReplyDeleteGood chuckles on this meme may be found here and here.