Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Jewish Sex Gum

Abe Greenwald at Contentions reveals a new Israeli secret weapon.

From the linked article: “Hamas suspects that Israeli intelligence services are supplying its Gaza Strip stronghold with chewing gum that boosts the sex drive in order to ‘corrupt the young,’ an official said on Tuesday.”

I dunno; seems kind of counter-intuitive to me. If this chewing gum acts like a libido supercharger, wouldn’t that ultimately translate into more future recruits for Hamas?

5 comments:

  1. Sex gum?!?! Corrupts the youth?!?! Seems to me that a little more...uh hum..."extracirricular activities" might calm the Middle East. That's the problem with those folks. They think like Pilgrims!

    Deborah Leigh

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  2. They do, indeed, have a puritanical cast to them (besides being, as the father of a friend once said, "'et up with the dumbass").

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  3. Maybe Hamas is concerned about the goats?

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  4. Gives a whole new meaning to blow -- OK, I'll stop...

    TW:hookasta: Well, the mutt had to make a living somehow after the Thin Man series...

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  5. It's true: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/candy/a01d/

    Cheers

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