If the first stimulus bill didn't work, why do we need another one?
Silly me! I was forgetting the Democrat gospel...
"Well, boys, looks like government intervention didn't work that time; obviously what we need is a lot more of it."
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh