Saturday, July 4, 2009

Sunday Funnies

Via Captain Heinrichs, actual analogies from high school essays (I kinda regret not thinking of this one for one of my Detective Paco stories: "McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.")

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Hey, honey, guess what I found in the yard while I was planting your petunias!

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  1. "She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. "

    Sounds like my ex-wife.

    And this one would fit right into a Detective Paco story:

    "The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work ".

    Just swap out "Phil" with "Wronwright".

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  2. Paco: be grateful you only dug up dirt planting Mrs. Paco's petunias... ;-) ... and not the bones of some errant Washington pol who got taken for a ride.

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  3. Rebecca: I'd be only too glad to make a collection of those.

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