Sunday, August 23, 2009

Accept No Substitutes!

Paco phenomena that have nothing to do with me:

1) Paco fire.

2) Paco Under Scrutiny.

3) Paco Boy.

4) Patriot Act Compliance Officer software.

6 comments:

Carol said...

Let me tell you in the strongest words possible, Patriot Act Compliance Officer software SUCKS! Thank you, I so needed to get that off my chest.

Anonymous said...

So, dear Paco, by stating that the
Paco phenomena has nothing to do with you, I see that the "deniability" encryption has kicked in. You are, truly, a one of a kind! And like Sham Wow! folks should never accept imitators!

Yours humbly,
Deborah

Paco said...

I have to admit, though, that the software does bear a certain resemblance to one of our products (including Carol's description of it).

RebeccaH said...

Um... about that fire in the Philippines: You do remember sending Wronwright there on a fact-finding mission for the VRW--- er, Paco Industries. Don't you?

mojo said...

4) Patriot Act Compliance Officer software.

Sheer genius! Do you by any chance need a crooked code man, er, I mean, software validation engineer?

richard mcenroe said...

I seem to have purchased a PACO product by mistake. I was trying to video some flags blowing in the wind, nicely backlit, with what I thought was my Aiptek pocket DVR.

Instead, everytime I opened the monitor screen the wind dropped like I had thrown a switch.

Somehow I had acquired a Private Atmospheric Control Operator. I may need to apologize for Hurricane Bill.