"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
So, dear Paco, by stating that the Paco phenomena has nothing to do with you, I see that the "deniability" encryption has kicked in. You are, truly, a one of a kind! And like Sham Wow! folks should never accept imitators!
Um... about that fire in the Philippines: You do remember sending Wronwright there on a fact-finding mission for the VRW--- er, Paco Industries. Don't you?
I seem to have purchased a PACO product by mistake. I was trying to video some flags blowing in the wind, nicely backlit, with what I thought was my Aiptek pocket DVR.
Instead, everytime I opened the monitor screen the wind dropped like I had thrown a switch.
Somehow I had acquired a Private Atmospheric Control Operator. I may need to apologize for Hurricane Bill.
Let me tell you in the strongest words possible, Patriot Act Compliance Officer software SUCKS! Thank you, I so needed to get that off my chest.
ReplyDeleteSo, dear Paco, by stating that the
ReplyDeletePaco phenomena has nothing to do with you, I see that the "deniability" encryption has kicked in. You are, truly, a one of a kind! And like Sham Wow! folks should never accept imitators!
Yours humbly,
Deborah
I have to admit, though, that the software does bear a certain resemblance to one of our products (including Carol's description of it).
ReplyDeleteUm... about that fire in the Philippines: You do remember sending Wronwright there on a fact-finding mission for the VRW--- er, Paco Industries. Don't you?
ReplyDelete4) Patriot Act Compliance Officer software.
ReplyDeleteSheer genius! Do you by any chance need a crooked code man, er, I mean, software validation engineer?
I seem to have purchased a PACO product by mistake. I was trying to video some flags blowing in the wind, nicely backlit, with what I thought was my Aiptek pocket DVR.
ReplyDeleteInstead, everytime I opened the monitor screen the wind dropped like I had thrown a switch.
Somehow I had acquired a Private Atmospheric Control Operator. I may need to apologize for Hurricane Bill.