Thursday, August 6, 2009

Hey, Barbara Boxer, You’re Quite the Dumb Ass…Ma’am

Senator Barbara “Just a Grandmother in Tennis Shoes” Boxer thinks that you Tea-Partistas are too well dressed to be genuine protesters. Apparently it hasn’t dawned on her that smelly hippies, unwashed anarchists, college pot-heads and addle-pated old harridans with a fondness for the color pink aren’t the only ones who enjoy the right to free speech; people who actually have jobs and pay taxes get to have their say-so, too.

By all means, check out that video. Anybody else get the impression that Boxer hopes people will think she’s “too well dressed” to be a socialist?

And just to be on the safe side, be sure to consult Exurban League for a description of appropriate town hall attire.
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9 comments:

  1. smitty1eAugust 6, 2009 at 8:36 PM

    The Exurban League mentions ascots, but falls short of guidance on the important question of bow ties.
    Can a dashing fellow of your calibre please opine on the topic, sir?

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  2. PacoAugust 6, 2009 at 8:50 PM

    Smitty: I have long had what I'm sure is an unreasonable prejudice against bow ties, so I must recuse myself from any official decision (which would, of course, be binding on you all).

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  3. JeffSAugust 6, 2009 at 9:22 PM

    Boxer is as dumb as a box of rocks. I wish that I could say "Only in California could she get elected", but we have Senator Patty Murray over here, so I can't. Dang!

    And what's wrong with wearing this? In between protests, it's a fine container to store your lichee nuts.

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  4. smitty1eAugust 6, 2009 at 9:28 PM

    Paco: Then, in the name of tranquility, I shall be forced to muster a kravat for the next Smittypalooza. The question, sir, is when.

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  5. PacoAugust 6, 2009 at 9:47 PM

    Smitty: I am shortly expecting the arrival of some new, tailored double-breasted suits, but have sufficient in stock to be prepared for any and all paloozas on a moment's notice.

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  6. MinicaptAugust 7, 2009 at 12:12 AM

    http://www.rmcclub.ca/everitaswp/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/coc_2009-039c1.jpg

    Cheers

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  7. blogstropAugust 7, 2009 at 7:23 AM

    Until I started reading USA blogs I thought a boxer was a dog, a pugilist or a horizontally opposed internal combustion engine. I leave it to you to decide which category fits the case before us.

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  8. AnonymousAugust 7, 2009 at 8:17 AM

    Ma'am? She is not deserving of the term. It is a term of respect. She gets none from this old seadog. I would refuse to treat her with any deference to her position. The congress is no longer in my Chain of Command.
    GM Cassel
    AMH1(AW)
    USN Retired
    Wichita, Kansas
    And Whidbey Island expatriat

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  9. PacoAugust 7, 2009 at 11:28 PM

    GM: You're right, of course. I was goofing on her well-known aversion to the title "ma'am" (she prefers to be called "senator").

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