Monday, August 17, 2009

New Product from Paco Enterprises!

Did you know that listening to politicians regurgitate President Obama's talking points can cause headaches, vertigo, nausea and, in some cases, irreversible brain damage?

Don't let this happen to you! Get the Protective Aural Counter-Obamanizer and attend those town hall meetings secure in the knowledge that your brain is safe.


Nobody knows B.S. like Paco Enterprises!
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11 comments:

  1. smitty1eAugust 18, 2009 at 7:23 AM

    Where can I get a pair of these famous gadgets in time for Jim Moran's tar-n-feather^Wtown hall next week?

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  2. kcAugust 18, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    I'll take a dozen! No, TWO dozen! Pairs!

    And I have CASH!

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  3. AnonymousAugust 18, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    Required attire.

    K

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  4. RebeccaHAugust 18, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    Finally! A Paco product I can get behind!

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  5. YojimboAugust 18, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    Rush had a great solution during the Clinton years. He simply placed a "he's lying" message on his tv screen.

    I've updated that solution with MLB Extra Innings and the mute button always engaged on CNN and MSNBC.

    HEY! When is Paco Enterprises going to develop a portable Algore ANYTHING!. We are frying out here.
    The only thing keeping us from 108-110 everyday is the diminished sun angle.

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  6. JeffSAugust 18, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    That's a great idea! But don't focus exclusively on the catchers; there's a viable solution for the pitchers.

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  7. cacAugust 18, 2009 at 8:39 PM

    No problem with the principle but looking closely the fact that it's not airtight suggests it may not work completely as advertised. A Paco product that doesn't work properly, say it ain't so!

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  8. PacoAugust 18, 2009 at 9:17 PM

    I'm sorry, CAC, but I was wearing the Protective Aural Counter-Obamanizer, and I couldn't hear a word you said. See how great it works?

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  9. missredAugust 18, 2009 at 10:09 PM

    now that is really funny!

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  10. AnonymousAugust 19, 2009 at 3:48 AM

    Dear Mr Paco,

    I wish to commend you and your company on your fine products. Why just last week I put your Personalised Accuated Colon Obstructor to good use on a hippy who was collecting door to door for PETA or some such rubbish.

    However, your PAC Obamaniser I purchased was described as "batteries included", yet it came with a small solar panel which I have to plug into a power outlet to get any power out of. What gives?

    Penguin

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  11. PacoAugust 19, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    Penguin: It looks like somebody on the assembly line must have fallen asleep during a crucial step of the process. You may be covered under the warranty.

    Haw, Haw! "Warranty"! I kill myself, sometimes.

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