Wednesday, September 9, 2009
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Paco, I live in Florida. That in and of itself makes me an expert on certain things. In my expert opinion, snakes are dumb. Way dumber than gators. When the Palis come up with trained fire ants, I'm totally be there.
ReplyDeleteAside-I have been bitten by a snake. Happened the same day I was bitten by a neighbor's dog. The snake regretted his (?) error way worse than the dog did. Snakes are dumb.
Just for the record, the VRWC is not currently working on a project to train snakes. At least, I don't think we are.
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Carol: I've never been bitten by a snake, but long ago, when I was hiking in the woods and making my way up a very steep hill, I grabbed what I thought was a tree root. I quickly saw my error, though, as the "root" started wiggling violently (it was a copperhead). Releasing it, I launched myself backwards off the steep hill, rather like someone repelling without a rope.
ReplyDeleteWronwright: Ok, if you say so. But in that case, where have all the lab rats got to?
Shhh, Paco! The lab rats are on a mission. We don't speak of the lab rats.
ReplyDeleteRebeccaH, is it true that the rats were last seen in DC?
ReplyDeleteJust wait until they task the giant earthworms of the Palouse on them! Peace in our time may just be at hand.
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