"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
I got as far as halfway through the second paragraph. That many bytes about anyone's hair are a waste of pixels. But this article? I imagine that the author had to get a new keyboard, after all that drooling.
Why does Michelle's hair matter? Sheesh.
Why is Time still ticking?
I AM NOT WANTING TO THINK ABOUT THAT HORRIBLE WOMAN'S HAIR! PLEASE STOP!
Hmmmm. On a list of things of which I have absolutely no interest in whatsoever, I suppose Michelle Obama's hair would rank somewhere near the top. Come to think of it, Time is somewhere pretty close to the top of that list, too.
I want to know more about Vicki Reggie Kennedy.
Why Michelle Obama's Hair Matters?Because if it keeps growing, it will eventually cover her ginormous butt; thereby saving Western Civilization from certain doom.Mike_W
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I got as far as halfway through the second paragraph. That many bytes about anyone's hair are a waste of pixels.
But this article? I imagine that the author had to get a new keyboard, after all that drooling.
Why does Michelle's hair matter? Sheesh.
Why is Time still ticking?
I AM NOT WANTING TO THINK ABOUT THAT HORRIBLE WOMAN'S HAIR! PLEASE STOP!
Hmmmm. On a list of things of which I have absolutely no interest in whatsoever, I suppose Michelle Obama's hair would rank somewhere near the top.
Come to think of it, Time is somewhere pretty close to the top of that list, too.
I want to know more about Vicki Reggie Kennedy.
Why Michelle Obama's Hair Matters?
Because if it keeps growing, it will eventually cover her ginormous butt; thereby saving Western Civilization from certain doom.
Mike_W
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