Friday, September 25, 2009

The Company He Keeps

Hey, it's happened to all of us from time to time, right? You have a pal, he gets into some kind of trouble, you go out on a limb to offer support, you tell him you'll go to the mat for him - and then, after you've invested your prestige in defending him, he goes out in public and claims that he's being bombarded by radiation and poison gas, and that Israeli mercenaries are trying to assassinate him. So, do you cut him off or double down? If you're Barack Obama, you dig in, continue to publicly support your pal, and maybe secretly hope the poison gas relieves you of the friend who has become an embarrassing political liability.


Help! I'm Mel Zelaya and I'm being zapped with deadly Jew rays!!!

8 comments:

Brett said...

Now that Jimmah Carter's back in the mainstream, anti-Semitism is nothing to be embarrassed about. And besides, they don't hate ALL Jews, just the ones uppity enough to fight back. Who aren't really Jews, per se, but Zionists. And everyone knows Zionists are neo-cons. So it isn't really even anti-Semitic.

I can only hope that fat, Honduran gas-bag really does piss off the Mossad one day. He won't be a problem the next day.

rian said...

If only all this crazy Zionist silliness were true. Seriously, if there was a "Hey, let's bombard Zelaya with super-secret comic book death rays!" fund I'd be the first to donate.

JeffS said...

Right now, I'd welcome some deadly Jew rays, if you get what I mean. ;-p

The good news is, Zelaya will never appreciate what he's missing.

SwampWoman said...

Maybe the Honduran President should declare himself to be a dictator, execute Zelaya, and then Obama will get back into his Happy Place and start smoozing the Hondurans.

richard mcenroe said...

Don't Secret Jew Rockets neutralize Secret Jew Rays? Can't we send him some?

RebeccaH said...

Honestly, all this drooling over technology, when just a few poison Jew bananas would do the trick.

Bob Belvedere said...

Ah....another Art Bell fan.

Mr. President: Your under-the-bus Grandmother, I'm sure, would tell you 'Choose your friends wisely, Barry' [oh wait....I forgot...she was a typical white person, ie: a raaaaacist! ].

mojo said...

Here's the manual, Bambi...