...and raise you Ted Nugent.
Money quote: “We have the perfect president for a nation that doesn’t care.”
Update: And perhaps the best thing about Ted Nugent is that he's definitely not Urban Modern.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh