"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Off thread. Beware. Kevin Rudd has landed on your shores. He has pretensions way beyond his mark as leader of a mere 22 million and uses foreign group think tanks to express his singular superiority. He talks in a language that his own citizens struggle to comprehend and has recently been termed the 'dullinator'. This small amount of knowledge may help you avoid all media contact with him.
Paco, a great man with a head full of wonderful ideas and visions has arrived in your country. He is destined to strut his stuff on a much larger stage than our poor country can offer. His speeches demonstrate a mastery of the English language that eclipses our own. He has policy ideas that dazzle with their brilliance.
Please see if you can get him a sinecure at the UN between now and oh, whenever he is due to fly back.
Yeagh. Everything boab says. Treat yourself and all your minions Paco to a major operational exercise and secure the dullinator a full time job doing whatever in the USA. Just keep him with you. Maybe a job at processing Australia's congenital oddbods.
Off thread. Beware. Kevin Rudd has landed on your shores. He has pretensions way beyond his mark as leader of a mere 22 million and uses foreign group think tanks to express his singular superiority. He talks in a language that his own citizens struggle to comprehend and has recently been termed the 'dullinator'. This small amount of knowledge may help you avoid all media contact with him.
ReplyDeleteNo, no, Mehaul - you have it all wrong.
ReplyDeletePaco, a great man with a head full of wonderful ideas and visions has arrived in your country. He is destined to strut his stuff on a much larger stage than our poor country can offer. His speeches demonstrate a mastery of the English language that eclipses our own. He has policy ideas that dazzle with their brilliance.
Please see if you can get him a sinecure at the UN between now and oh, whenever he is due to fly back.
Yeagh. Everything boab says. Treat yourself and all your minions Paco to a major operational exercise and secure the dullinator a full time job doing whatever in the USA. Just keep him with you. Maybe a job at
ReplyDeleteprocessing Australia's congenital oddbods.
The Dullinator. Priceless!
ReplyDeleteI'll see what we can do about turning out the militia to deal with this threat.