Tuesday, September 15, 2009

The Race-Tard

Ok, you know what? Go ahead and play the race card, idiots. I don’t care. The thing is so dog-eared that I’m calling for a brand new deck - and a completely new game. One in which criticism of a black politician isn’t touted as prima facie evidence of racism, and opposition to socialism isn’t viewed as part of the Ku Klux Kreed.

So, up yours, Rep. Hank Johnson (D is for Dumbass – Georgia). And Charles Johnson? Get bent! You’re a big evolution fan; give me a howl when you advance to the intellectual level of a lemur.

Update: Hey, and all of that goes double for the grandee of Georgia goobery

Update II: God only knows how Richard McEnroe finds this stuff.

12 comments:

richard mcenroe said...

Paco, what are you doing to those poor animals?

richard mcenroe said...

You're even traumatizing my links!

JeffS said...

The Worst President Evah is being surpassed by Obama, but it's clear that Goober Jimmy doesn't know that.

In any case, whenever I read about a charge of "raaaaacism!"*, I just shrug and yawn; the lefties have rendered that epitaph ineffective through meaningless overuse,

And as for Goober Jimmy: he needs to go on a long visit to see his dear, dear old friend, Yassir Arafat.

Hythloday said...

Don't forget that Jim Clyburn is a racist, too.

Larry Sheldon said...

http://neoneocon.com/ has coined )so far as I know) the term "racer" for this--like "birther", troofer", etc.

Paco said...

Larry: Excellent!

RebeccaH said...

Thanks to the efforts, over the years, of the Jesse Jacksons, Al Sharptons, Charlie Rangels, et al, "racism" has lost its visceral punch. The American people (all of them, of whatever origin) began to discount its efficacy long before Barack Obama descended upon the public consciousness, and he has merely contributed the final significant erasure.

RebeccaH said...

BTW, there's going to be a lot of argument over who was The Worst President Ever (given our present CIC). Now, if you want to debate Most Senile Living President Ever, I think Jimmeh has it locked.

mojo said...

One of the more entertaining ways to end a crooked game: Kick over the table.

I've never been a racist, and I really don't like being called one.

I grew up in a Navy town, 60+ percent black, 20 percent "hispanic" (Hey - What about the Brazilians? Shaddap...)

So kiss my shiny brown ass. In a non-racial manner, of course.

Anonymous said...

There was a Brit Pop group in the 80's called "Racey". I suspect they started it.

Penguin

Yojimbo said...

Oh, you can call me this, or
you can call me that,but
you don't have to call me Johnson!


Sometimes "Johnson" just fits.

richard mcenroe said...

Never mind Jimmeh Cahtuh. Obie's gonna give Buchanan a run for his money at this rate.

Or Jefferson Davis...