"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Oh, oh yes, I'm the great pretender Pretending that I'm governing well But tomorrow I'll be shamed 'cause America will know..that they've been gamed.....
They asked me how I knew that I could govern too Smoke gets in your ..eyes!
Deepening storm clouds gather It's twilight time for America
There she is, Miss America There she is, your ideal The dreams of a million girls Who are more than pretty May come true in Atlantic City Oh she may turn out to be The queen of femininity There she is, Miss America There she is, your ideal With so many beauties She'll take the town by storm With her all-American face and form And there she is Walking on air she is Fairest of the fair she is Miss America ( http://www.lyricsdownload.com/wayne-bernie-there-she-is-miss-america-lyrics.html )
You're just too good to be true. Can't take my eyes off you. You'd be like Heaven to touch. I wanna hold you so much. Ultimate power has arrived And I thank myself I'm alive. You're just too good to be true. Can't take my eyes off you.
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Now let's see here, what can we expropriate today?
They're right, I am all hat and no cattle.
Whew! Another 3 AM come and gone!
What can we blame on Bush today.
Devil with a blue suit, blue suit, blue suit/Devil with a blue suit on...
Dang! Did I remember to request a brown wrapper on that "Reagan on Leadership" book I ordered from Pacozon.com?
Well my- America is no longer an exceptional country means I don't have to make any tought decisions- tact is working out nicely!
How long before my mindnumbed robot legions discover who the real rubes are?
Yuck, this representative democracy/republic thing is a real bummer. After 2012, no problem...
A pre-emptive apology to the Platters.
Oh, oh yes, I'm the great pretender
Pretending that I'm governing well
But tomorrow I'll be shamed
'cause America will know..that they've been gamed.....
They asked me how I knew that I could govern too
Smoke gets in your ..eyes!
Deepening storm clouds gather
It's twilight time for America
"Hey, Pelosi, it's true: your image doesn't reflect in a mirror."
Does this tie make me look fat?
Oh, you pretty man, you!
I wonder what kind of crown would look good with this suit...
"Me. Me. ME. Me. Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!"
God, I am BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
Darn it I'm the President! Can't I get a bigger x'ed out tea bag on my tie?
Negative rights!!! I'll show them what negative rights really looks like!!!
Now let me make sure I don't have that awful flag pin on the lapel. Wouldn't want to offend anyone.
Deborah Leigh
I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and gay...
Sheeeeet, I'm just surprised there's a reflection.
(in Billy Crystal's SNL character Fernando's voice): "You look mahvelous!"
"This mirror is certainly improved by my image."
Applause! Applause! Applause!
There she is, Miss America
There she is, your ideal
The dreams of a million girls
Who are more than pretty
May come true in Atlantic City
Oh she may turn out to be
The queen of femininity
There she is, Miss America
There she is, your ideal
With so many beauties
She'll take the town by storm
With her all-American face and form
And there she is
Walking on air she is
Fairest of the fair she is
Miss America
( http://www.lyricsdownload.com/wayne-bernie-there-she-is-miss-america-lyrics.html )
Cheers
"Who loves ya, baby?"
"Shit! Which hand goes where during that 'Pledge' crap again?"
Gee, I thought I looked better than this........ hey, I do look better than this! What's going on?
Wait a minute, this mirror must be racist!
Penguin
Poison iv-y-y-y-y,poison iv-y-y-y-y
I'm pretty as a daisy, but look out man I'm crazy
I'll really do you in
If you let me get under your skin
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal,..
Nah, can't be, just can't be, look at me.
You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off you.
You'd be like Heaven to touch.
I wanna hold you so much.
Ultimate power has arrived
And I thank myself I'm alive.
You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off you.
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