Thursday, October 1, 2009

Ralph Nader: The Charles Dickens of Crap

Experiencing a colossal brain fart that no doubt left him with cerebral diverticulitis, Ralph Nader has written a 700-page "novel", which is likely to trigger a flurry of orders from Borders and Barnes & Noble for steel-reinforced remainder tables.

Masochist Rob Long has read the book so that we don't have to. Of course, if you think you'd enjoy watching Nader's geeky, school-boy wet dream of socialist billionaire-worship unfold on the printed page, then this epic is just what you've been waiting for. Order now from Pacozon.com - while supplies last!

7 comments:

  1. Order now from Pacozon.com - while supplies last!

    Thank you, but no. I already have several doorstops, and real toilet paper is much softer and more absorbent.

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  2. Jeff: It makes great mulch/fertilizer combo!

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  3. Great idea, Paco!

    And while I'm brainstorming......it's probably great for starting fires.

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  4. "Future Gerbil Bedding" would have been a better title.

    SB: cubran
    Look out, Paco...

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  6. Left out a word in the previous comment. PIMF

    You could hide valuables in it. No one would ever open the thing.

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  7. I dunno, seems like Nader's book describes what's actually happening to us. In which case, it's less utopian wet-dream than realistic horror.

    wv: barmiens: genetically engineered baristas.

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