The senate has diverted 2.6 billion – that’s billion - dollars from a defense spending bill in order to finance earmarks. Twenty million dollars is going to fund a freaking educational institute named after the late Senator Edward Kennedy. What the hell are they going to teach there? If there’s any justice at all, there will be a whole department dedicated to this subject.
I invite my readers to suggest other worthy academic disciplines that might be taught at the (spit!) Ted Kennedy School.
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Scuba diving. Of course.
ReplyDeleteActually, I stole that from Rush Limbaugh, who, in talking about Ted Kennedy's then-pending nuptuals, used to joke that the bride was registered for wedding gifts at Scuba World.
When he wasn't being all racist and stuff.
Snorkel diving would be somewhat more appropriate. Inner tube floating?
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The Ted Kennedy School of Engineering could come up with material that doesn't get wet after being submerged.
ReplyDeleteSenator Chris Dodd could inaugurate a Ted Kennedy Kitchen Stadium. You know what the first battle would be. See Yojimbo's post.
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