Sunday, October 4, 2009

No Wonder Michael Moore Hates Capitalism

People, exercising their own spending discretion, don't want to pay to see his crummy movie.

Moore is, of course, one of our more ostentatious hypocrites. Here's a picture of this "anti-capitalist" waving from the window of his black Cadillac Escalade.


No, wait...Sorry, my mistake. That's not an Escalade; that's Mikey's suit jacket. Still, that much expensive fabric definitely represents capitalist excess.

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  1. That much corpulence is another capitalist excess.

    But with his latest crockumentary tanking, who'll buy his doughnuts hereafter?

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  2. Sorry, Mikey. They won't even bother to boo at the next Academy Awards.

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  3. Great Escalade/Gadhafi tent-sized suit line!

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  4. Looks like a Thames River Barge in mourning...

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  5. Which four theaters gave it a $57K PTA to begin with? Greenwich Village, Downtown Detroit, etc, etc?

    I love it when capitalism triumphs.

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  6. Thames River Barges were designed according to functional guidelines.

    Cheers

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  7. Minicapt -- He's bulky, he's ugly, and he's full of garbage.

    Barge, says I.

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  8. Perhaps his audience grew up.

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  9. Thames River Barges were designed according to functional guidelines. Cheers

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