Courtesy of Charlie Fox Trot (H/T: Instapundit; you're welcome for the Pacolanche, Glenn!).
Unrelated update: Be sure to catch Smitty's new epic at the Other McCain, Czar d'Oz.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh