Commander of the U.S. Moon Invasion Force, General Francis “Old Zero Gravity Pants” Bloodworth, accepts the formal surrender of the moon people’s leader, Emperor Galactipot "Pete" Xanderflux, at a ceremony held in Area 51.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
When it comes to American imperialism, the sky's the limit
Yes, NASA would have you believe that they bombed the moon in order to determine whether there is any ice in the Cabeus crater. As readers of this blog, however, you know better.
Commander of the U.S. Moon Invasion Force, General Francis “Old Zero Gravity Pants” Bloodworth, accepts the formal surrender of the moon people’s leader, Emperor Galactipot "Pete" Xanderflux, at a ceremony held in Area 51.
Commander of the U.S. Moon Invasion Force, General Francis “Old Zero Gravity Pants” Bloodworth, accepts the formal surrender of the moon people’s leader, Emperor Galactipot "Pete" Xanderflux, at a ceremony held in Area 51.
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More importantly, has anyone heard from these Peace Activists since this dastardly act of Obamian Aggression?
ReplyDelete"Don't let wronwright wax the red button," I said. "You know what a heavy hand he has with a Shamwow," I said. But does anybody listen?
ReplyDeleteI KNEW it!!!
ReplyDelete"Stop the illegal occupation of the moon NOW!!!"
"Bring our Astronauts Home....no war for water!!!
Where were Cindy Sheehan, Medea Benjamin, and their hordes of fellow harpies standing up for their fellow ETs? Signs pleading More books not bombs!
ReplyDeleteIt isn't just American imperialism.
There is word that a company has secured the rights to bottle and sell that Lunar water. Paco do you have any information on that?
Richard, did you have to bring up that dreadful Shamwow incident? Wron didn't mean to snap that Shamwow so hard. He should have know that meade and Shamwows don't mix. But, who knew those thing snapped like that, and that those little guys have such sensitive skin. That guy is just able to sit down!
Deborah Leigh
Richard: If he'd stop snapping the thing like he was some kind of shoe shine boy, we'd all be a lot safer.
ReplyDeleteDeborah: Information? Well, er, none that I can disclose right now. Not until after we complete our bottling plant.
Paco, I just got my Corcorans back. He's no kind of shoeshine boy.
ReplyDeleteDarn good thing we managed to derail their Slingshot Project, if ya ask me.
ReplyDeletePaco......what bottling plant?? It's not, not, Sumerian Meade is it??
ReplyDeletewow. Who ever wrote this just completely made up this information about this photo. Idiots.
ReplyDeleteyeah, i know makes it hard to find the validity of it.
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