"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Why Is Keith Olbermann So Good At Spreading Manure?
Nothing wrong with an agricultural school; the point should be that he couldn't qualify for a proper agricultural program, and thus studied for a communications diploma.
Maybe he felt he needed that degree to lockin that job doing the 5 AM farm report at KGRN690-"Your 500 watt blowtorch serving ALL the central valley."
"Hi, Keith again, before I get you the latest elevator statistics I just thought you would like to know that Freds just got in that shipment of #33. Yes, that's right, the new #33 "Turbo" is finally here and just in time for the fall planting."
/Not meant to disparage people in the heartland, salt of the earth they are and a great deal more porductive than I am.
Nothing wrong with an agricultural school; the point should be that he couldn't qualify for a proper agricultural program, and thus studied for a communications diploma.
ReplyDeleteCheers
That was, indeed, my point.
ReplyDeletePoint taken.
ReplyDeleteCommunications diploma at ag school =
shovelling sh*t
Maybe he felt he needed that degree to lockin that job doing the 5 AM farm report at KGRN690-"Your 500 watt blowtorch serving ALL the central valley."
ReplyDelete"Hi, Keith again, before I get you the latest elevator statistics I just thought you would like to know that Freds just got in that shipment of #33. Yes, that's right, the new #33 "Turbo" is finally here and just in time for the fall planting."
/Not meant to disparage people in the heartland, salt of the earth they are and a great deal more porductive than I am.
Er, and they can actually spell "productive". Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteOo! Oo! I know! Because he's a lying, opportunistic sh*tweasel?
ReplyDeleteTW: mulnesol - an over the counter drug preferred by leftards in government, despite its proven effect of sludging up the brain.