Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Address to the Republican Faithful from Our Leader


Greetings, comrades! It is a glorious day for the Republican Revolution!

While it is true that a Trotskyite informer revealed our true nature to the world, his sneaking treachery could not stop our magnificent Red armies from sweeping away the liberal kulak fascist mercenaries of Virginia and New Jersey, and even though Maoist peasants stymied Comrade Hoffman in NY-23, we have laid the groundwork for future struggles against the left-deviationists in our Party.

Lindsey Graham? How many divisions does he have?

5 comments:

  1. "...a riotous and bloody national G.O.P. civil war."

    Even ignoring his metaphors, it's clear that Mr.Rich needs a long vacation at a mental institution.

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  2. Holey moley! Is that Rich guy for real?

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  3. Afraid so Mrs. H, afraid so. Any civil war within the Republican Party will pale in comparison to the war within the Democratic Party. We will have primaries to select which wing we want in the 2010 elections, they are going to get chopped up right now over Obamacare and the rest of the radical agenda before the next election cycle.

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  4. You can't deny that it is exactly as Frank Rich says : they are "re-enacting Stalinism in full purge mode."

    Criticizing people is almost exactly like forcing famines, labor camps, political gulags, show trials, deportations, forced relocations, murders and brutality.

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  5. You're right, Colonel; actually, criticizing people is even worse than those other things.

    I think Jeff's right; Rich needs to spend some quality time at the Hotel Silly.

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