Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Harry Reid’s Ambitious Health Care Goals

Senator Reid (Demented, Nevada) believes that the senate health care bill will not only eliminate inadequate coverage but also…er…death: “Today we vote whether to even discuss one of the greatest issues of our generation – indeed, one of the greatest issues this body has ever faced: whether this nation will finally guarantee its people the right to live free from the fear of illness and death, which can be prevented by decent health care for all.”

No doubt with Reid Care, we will see endless repetitions of this scene:

1 comment:

Yojimbo said...

This means that Krispy Creme donuts and movie popcorn are back on the menu, right? Pass the salt.

Any word yet from the "planet sustainability" mantraettes? Wouldn't you vote against this plan just for the sake of Mother Gaia?