"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Sunday, November 22, 2009
More Skeet Shooting
Via that legendary internet explorer, Captain Heinrichs.
The good old Charlie Guts-ache. The vacuum created by the back blast is guaranteed to suck all the snot right out of your nose, depositing it on the front of your shirt.
Not that you will care after firing one of those things. Louder than an AC/DC concert. Numbs the brain more than seeing Michelle Obama naked. Excellent for blowing koalas and other furred vermin out of tall trees.
The good old Charlie Guts-ache. The vacuum created by the back blast is guaranteed to suck all the snot right out of your nose, depositing it on the front of your shirt.
ReplyDeleteNot that you will care after firing one of those things. Louder than an AC/DC concert. Numbs the brain more than seeing Michelle Obama naked. Excellent for blowing koalas and other furred vermin out of tall trees.
Sounds like the perfect cure for a nasty sinus infection, BOAB. But not for a hangover.
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