Obama: Getting It Wrong Every Time

Greetings, fellow extremists!

I see that our wily President has sniffed out the anarchist tendencies of the Tea-Party movement. We should not let that deter us, however, from our blood-curdling placard-carrying and our attempts to terrorize elected officials through the violent means of contacting them via email and pledging not to vote for them if they support stupid legislation. We will not rest until the streets run blue with the discarded yard-signs and brochures of defeated and demoralized Democratic candidates, nor will we settle for anything less than the return of elected Democratic officials to the hometown law offices from whence they came, and where their original departures for Washington were no doubt greeted with enthusiasm and relief by their erstwhile partners.

Now, onward to the Senate and the next phase of the health care struggle, where it is devoutly to be hoped that our untiring efforts and unshakable resolve will result in some very sweet tea, indeed.