"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Sunday Funny
New, from Paco Enterprises home furnishings subsidiary: the Hawaii Chair! Brought to you by our engineering genius, Captain Heinrichs.
Ew. If any "exercise" chair could make you feel like you've got morning sickness, that could!
ReplyDeleteThe pathetic thing about this chair?
ReplyDeleteSome people WILL buy it.
Hey, it's endorsed by Barney Frank!
ReplyDeleteThis just in:
ReplyDeleteA chemist at Paco Enterprises Inc. Divison of Chemical Substances, handed a vile of nitroglycerin to his secretary while she was on the Hawaii Chair.
A spokesperson at Paco Enterprises indicated that it will be a closed casket viewing.
El C.: We had to buy three separate plots, too.
ReplyDeleteDoes the gal come with it?
ReplyDeletehttp://elcampeador.com/2009/11/08/unfortunate-mishap-actually-it-was-ms-lois-finkle-while-on-the-hawaii-chair-at-paco-enterprises-inc-divison-of-chemical-substances/
ReplyDeleteMs. Lois Finkle..May She Rest in Pieces. She had a wonderful heart, liver and Gall Bladder She will be mist.
Paco, we're gonna' have to contact that blithering idiot in D.C. Ba-Bar-Oba...Hell with it, get Biden on the phone.