"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Umpteen Hundred New Jobs Created in the 700th Congressional District of the Sovereign State of South Pacovia
The Obama administration creates a Web site that tracks stimulus-related new jobs; hilarity ensues.
Got a great idea that will save you time and effort for the "Sunday Funny". Just do a perpetual link to the Recovery.org site. Can't do much better than that.
They blamed it on the dumb yucks out in the hinterland who didn't know what district they resided in without considering the dumb yucks in the government who accepted the figures from districts like 00."High there, I'm your congressman from the 00 district." Wait a minute, that sounds about right!:(
The question becomes, where is that money really going? Can you say "Laundering for ACORN?"
ReplyDeleteYeah, no wonder, South Pacovia voted for Obama.
ReplyDeleteThat amounts to a buck-two-eighty million per job.
Got a great idea that will save you time and effort for the "Sunday Funny". Just do a perpetual link to the Recovery.org site. Can't do much better than that.
ReplyDeleteThey blamed it on the dumb yucks out in the hinterland who didn't know what district they resided in without considering the dumb yucks in the government who accepted the figures from districts like 00."High there, I'm your congressman from the 00 district." Wait a minute, that sounds about right!:(
Unbelievable. Not only do they just make s**t up, thinking nobody will notice, they're stealing from us hand over fist. Worst. Political Class. Ever!
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