Considering Dodd's contributions to our financial-sector meltdown and his shameless pocket-lining courtesy of the institutions he was supposed to be regulating, I'm assuming that the new agency will be posting a bunch of these in suitable locations:

"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
I'm assembling a posse right now.
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Penguin
It makes you "lower-branch-proof".
ReplyDelete$250 Gs? I'd turn the scoundrel in for free.
ReplyDeletePenguins have short legs.
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Consumer Financial Protection Agency? More like the Congressional Taxcheat Protection Racket, if you ask me.
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