"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Dang. And here I thought that I had to travel north with a guide and a high-powered rifle in order to kill a polar bear. Hey, if your snowly landscape is being rendered unsightly by polar bear carcasses, you're welcome. And send me my damn rug, you freeloader.
Penguin: I'm not sure how that happened. Anyhow, I've reinstalled my email address under "View My Complete Profile". Let me know if you have any problems.
But I need the gas-guzzling SUV to cart the stockpile of incandescent lightbulbs, BBQ grill plus all that juicy meat (and there is alot of it). Trust me when I say my cats aren't going to dine on fish heads. Nilla Wafers for sure, but nix the fish heads. All this makes me want to adopt a Rhodesian Ridgeback, Great Dane, or some other cattle size dog, except I'd have to share the BBQ.
The Vales can cut down on their carbon footprint and CO2 by putting one of those pesky plastic bags over their respective heads. Mother Gaia would love the sacrifice, and so would I.
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Decisions, decisions...
Dang. And here I thought that I had to travel north with a guide and a high-powered rifle in order to kill a polar bear. Hey, if your snowly landscape is being rendered unsightly by polar bear carcasses, you're welcome. And send me my damn rug, you freeloader.
Paco, you disabled the contact Paco button? You got a spare email I can write you on?
Penguin
Penguin: I'm not sure how that happened. Anyhow, I've reinstalled my email address under "View My Complete Profile". Let me know if you have any problems.
That's why we only put food and water out for feral cats. And now you know........the rest of the story!
Maybe we should dress that author in a baby seal suit and send him up to the ice flows. One problem solved.
But I need the gas-guzzling SUV to cart the stockpile of incandescent lightbulbs, BBQ grill plus all that juicy meat (and there is alot of it). Trust me when I say my cats aren't going to dine on fish heads. Nilla Wafers for sure, but nix the fish heads. All this makes me want to adopt a Rhodesian Ridgeback, Great Dane, or some other cattle size dog, except I'd have to share the BBQ.
The Vales can cut down on their carbon footprint and CO2 by putting one of those pesky plastic bags over their respective heads. Mother Gaia would love the sacrifice, and so would I.
Deborah Leigh
Better yet, Deborah, what say we grind up all of the environmental extremists and pack 'em into cans as cat and dog food?
We can reduce the overall human carbon footprint, save some polar bears, not to mention feeding a whole bunch of pets.
It's a win-win!
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