"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Monday, December 14, 2009
Obama Maintains B+ Average in Freshman Year; Also Made Captain of Football Team and Treasurer of Beta Club
Since he handed out the grade himself, I was surprised, at first, that he didn't get an 'A', but he's just so goldarned humble, I guess, he couldn't bring himself to do it.
The group I hung with during college had a special grade to address this particular level of doofusstivity: F+
ReplyDeleteThat's what I award O!bama for his first year as Preshizzle.
Obama just got upgraded to A- since Lieberman and Collins just rolled over on Obamacare.
ReplyDeleteWell hoopty-doo, the public option and 55 Medicare have been dropped.
Have they dropped the other 1900 pages?
Are you sure the "A" doesn't stand for Arnold as in Benedict Arnold?
You know what was most delicious about that B+ interview? The fact that even the Obama-worshipping Oprah looked stunned.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure the "A" doesn't stand for Arnold as in Benedict Arnold?
ReplyDeleteYojimbo, I maintain the "A" stands for "Addicted to our tax dollars".
That works as well.
ReplyDeleteLet's not forget "a$$hole"!
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