"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Mehaul Male, white, nose, phony, glasses, fake, mustache, false. May be attempting to keep a low profile, for a given value of 'low', as in the following incidents:
Conducted stakeout in front of the Lincoln Monunment while disguised as minstrel singing doing medly of 'De Camptown Ladies' and 'Oh Dem Golden Slippers.'
Performed surveillance aboard the USS Intrepid while disguised as a Japanes tourist wandering around muttering 'So Crose! So Frikkin Crose!"
Attempted to infiltrate the Spearmint Rhino Dance Club with open expense account by... wait a minute, that's not my signature on these orders...
May be see carrying various PACO appliances including a lake relocation system that only works on European voltage, a lunar laser cannon (80-billion $$$ system, $50 3-9 power sight from the Cabela's catalogue), various Secret Jew Rockets, etc. Last seen in the vicinity of the Seismic Adjustment Device, Strategic Applications Concept, or SADSAC.
I'll bet you anything he's on a beach somewhere, slurping up daiquiris and watching some minions polish the black helicopter he "borrowed" from the fleet pool. I hope Karl doesn't find out, or Detective Paco will need a new sidekick.
I hear he is shopping for a cover for the big red button that says "Don't push this big red button"
ReplyDeleteCan't be Wron; I think he was checking out some lakes in Russia.
ReplyDeleteAt least, that's what the operations board says. Maybe he didn't sign out again?
He last last seen in comments, slightly delirious, with a half-chugged bottle of Sumerian mead cupped in both hands.
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To be fair, however, it was a Friday night.
Not me.
ReplyDeleteBut the shops are shut here.
I just need a description. And then it's on.
ReplyDeleteMehaul Male, white, nose, phony, glasses, fake, mustache, false. May be attempting to keep a low profile, for a given value of 'low', as in the following incidents:
ReplyDeleteConducted stakeout in front of the Lincoln Monunment while disguised as minstrel singing doing medly of 'De Camptown Ladies' and 'Oh Dem Golden Slippers.'
Performed surveillance aboard the USS Intrepid while disguised as a Japanes tourist wandering around muttering 'So Crose! So Frikkin Crose!"
Attempted to infiltrate the Spearmint Rhino Dance Club with open expense account by... wait a minute, that's not my signature on these orders...
May be see carrying various PACO appliances including a lake relocation system that only works on European voltage, a lunar laser cannon (80-billion $$$ system, $50 3-9 power sight from the Cabela's catalogue), various Secret Jew Rockets, etc. Last seen in the vicinity of the Seismic Adjustment Device, Strategic Applications Concept, or SADSAC.
Last I heard he was a food tester in the "new products" division of Paco's Tacos. Explains a great deal maybe.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet you anything he's on a beach somewhere, slurping up daiquiris and watching some minions polish the black helicopter he "borrowed" from the fleet pool. I hope Karl doesn't find out, or Detective Paco will need a new sidekick.
ReplyDeletewv: Vulshi, a boorish Communist.
The beachfront is probably on Lake Erie, and he's been trying to raise funds by whistling "Scarlet and Grey".
ReplyDeleteCheers