Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Obama's Big Chance

Obama's nominee for head of the Transportation Security Agency, Erroll Southers, has withdrawn from consideration.

Good riddance. The guy abused his authority as an FBI agent and...got creative when answering questions at his confirmation hearings.

Mr. President, you need a top-notch, two-fisted, street-savvy lawman to fill this position, and I'm proud to report that the times have produced the man...

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"A hundred dollars a day and all the cigarettes I can smoke - including inside federal buildings. Take it or leave it."

10 comments:

  1. Don't forget ammo, Paco. You want a steady supply of ammo.

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  2. I AM NOT putting wronwright in charge of the TSA, no matter how many panels he's in in each issue.

    My god, man, the thought of what he would get up to just with the new body scanners alone... can we say, 'worst YouTube EVER?'

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  3. BTW, I found some Exclusive to Three Beers Later Wronwright TARDIS mission video that I will be premiering, appropriately enough, on Valentine's Day...

    Sumerian Mead, apparently, has many uses...

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  4. Wronwright would serve better as the social secretary for the White House. He'd certainly liven the parties up.

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  5. You're not afraid he might bring his accordion?

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  6. We can handle the accordion. It's the singing that might shatter the china.

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  7. His accordian is a feature, not a bug. It'll drive off the leftie gadflys.

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  8. Yes, but he may want to carry the 'football'.

    ... remember OSU lately?

    Cheers

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  9. Now, now, don't be so hard on Wronwright. I'm sure his singing, acompanied by his accordian, would be appreciated at its true worth by the Obama socialists: "music straight from the heart of the people." I thought Karl's reaction to his singing at the last VRWC group picnic was excessive; water-boarding would have been sufficient.

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