Saturday, May 29, 2010

Obama to name Oil Spill Czar

Paco World News Daily (PWND) - Facing mounting criticism over his response to the oil spill crisis in the Gulf of Mexico, President Obama has decided to name an Oil Spill Czar. The two leading candidates are the little Dutch boy, whose abilities in the hole-plugging field are almost legendary, and Mr. SpongeBob Squarepants, whose absorbent qualities are indisputable.

Recent photos of the two Oil Spill Czar candidates:

Update: Great piece by James Taranto on Obama; it's ok, America, the President is thinking of you!


Anonymous said...

Wasn't it the Little Dutch Boy who came up with the solution of plugging the hole with Sponge Bob? And if that's ineffective they may have to add Patrick and some of his other friends.

Deborah Leigh

RebeccaH said...

I'd go with either one. We couldn't do any worse than what's already there.