"I theenk ze bum was planted by an opponent of ze health care bill. Look, here in ze back seat...No, Kato, you fule! Not now!!"
Update: Suspect arrested; not, apparently, a tea-partier.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh