"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Wanted: Rich Sugar Daddy
Lucy - the official Australian bearded dragon of Paco Enterprises - appears to be looking for a well-to-do, older mate.
Yep, that is a Bearded Dragon all right, bit like the Stumpy's down the back. Uh, wronwright, gecko and the spirit gum? No, no, it's o'k, don't really want to know.
What's wrong? It TrogloPundit all worn out?
ReplyDeleteTo eat?
ReplyDeleteB on a B: Hmmm. You know, she didn't say, but that's a possibility.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure that's not a Texas horned toad, aka "horny toad"? Paco Enterprises is well known for bait and swi... er, substitu... er, stand-ins.
ReplyDeleteRebecca: No, it's a bearded dragon, alright; but I think the species are related.
ReplyDeleteRebbecaH -- the phrase you are looking for is Perfectly Acceptable Commodity Options.
ReplyDeleteYou're sure it's a bearded dragon? Because I remember the time with wronwright, the gecko and the spirit gum...
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no. I know better than to try that again.
ReplyDeleteHe said "older," Smitty.
ReplyDelete"Honey, when I said "older" pet, I didn't mean Early Jurassic!"
ReplyDeleteWould prospective suitors be, um, required to be in possession of all of their body parts?...
ReplyDeleteYep, that is a Bearded Dragon all right, bit like the Stumpy's down the back.
ReplyDeleteUh, wronwright, gecko and the spirit gum? No, no, it's o'k, don't really want to know.