Oops! Did I say cobra? I meant two-inch turtle.
Seabiscuit, the official turtle of Paco Enterprises, has this reaction.
”First they came for the turtles…”
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
raaaaacisr! That's a TORTOISE!
ReplyDeleteAnd i have to confess, my Hollywood pitch for "Turtles on a Plane!" didn't go over well...
"Yes, there's dialogue. There's lots of dialogue.We have the time for it...
Looks like an Eastern box turtle to me. Besides, there'd be no living with him if he thought he was something as grand as a tortoise.
ReplyDelete"As God is my witness, I thought turtles could fly!"
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