Sunday, July 4, 2010

Just the facts, ma'am

Jeffrey Lord, in responding to an e-mail from a miffed Portland Tribune editor, lays out, in detail, the information in the police report filed in Portland, Oregon, in connection with the charges made by a masseuse against Al Gore. The thing that really gave me a chuckle is this bit listed under "Person of Interest":
"Mr. STONE"
Aka: GORE, AL
Former Vice President of United States of America
The only thing it needed to make it absolutely perfect was the notation, "Winner, Nobel Peace Prize".

6 comments:

RebeccaH said...

Well said, Mr. Lord.

Yojimbo said...

Are you sure that isn't Nobel Piece Prize winner? Just asking.

mojo said...

"Second chakra? What are you, some kinda perverted hindu fakir?"

Minicapt said...

LCol J.R. Stone was the Commanding Officer of 2nd Bn Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry in Korea, who once called down Arty fire on his own CP.

Cheers

Mikael said...

Ahem, You don't win a Nobel Rrize. It is awarded.

Paco said...

Mikael: Are you sure? I always figured the contenders ran around a track and the first one to cross the finish-line "won". Although, under those circumstances, there's not much likelihood that "Fats" Gore would have come in first (or at all).