In the comments section of this post on Fidel Castro’s latest inanity, friend and commenter Yojimbo laments, “Just think if some major league team had signed Castro to a minor league contract. Look at the unfathomable human waste that could have been avoided.”
This gives me an idea. I don’t think it’s too late to nudge this plan along, so why don’t we offer a professional baseball franchise to the leaders of the Latin American Axis of Marxism: the Castro brothers, Ortega, Chavez, Correa in Ecuador and Morales in Bolivia? With this many enormous egos on the same team, the pre-season wouldn’t even be over before they all began falling out with each other.
“What?!? Nobody’s benching me, asshole! Now, step aside unless you want me to go all ‘What’s the frequency, Kenneth?’ upside your head.”