"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
A Castro pinata!?! Why didn't I think of that! There are other inspirations out there such as Hugo Chavez, Kim Jon Il, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid...not sure if we're allowed to do one of the preshizzle, but if we are....Hey, Paco! Here's another one for the boys (it's still "boys", right? Or have you had to downsize?) at Paco Industries! And if you do one for the Press Corps, be sure to use only the finest glue for the Helen Thomas one, okay? The old bag deserves the Nancy Pelosi treatment.
"Pinata Assortment for Christmas Online", well o'k I will place an order for a Julia Gillard Pinata, and a Wayne Swan punching bag, er you do international don't you?
A Castro pinata!?! Why didn't I think of that! There are other inspirations out there such as Hugo Chavez, Kim Jon Il, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid...not sure if we're allowed to do one of the preshizzle, but if we are....Hey, Paco! Here's another one for the boys (it's still "boys", right? Or have you had to downsize?) at Paco Industries! And if you do one for the Press Corps, be sure to use only the finest glue for the Helen Thomas one, okay? The old bag deserves the Nancy Pelosi treatment.
ReplyDeleteDeborah Leigh
What a cool idea!
ReplyDeleteEspecially if the piñata works like a voodoo doll.
When you hit it, fourteen refugees pop out. Don't let them hit the ground or they get to stay.
ReplyDeleteJUST what I need for Christmas and Chanukah! I'll take 2 San Fran Nan, 3 BarryO, and a pair of Dingy Harry. Perfect!
ReplyDeleteI can see that new subsidiary now: "Piñata Assortment for Christmas Online".
ReplyDeleteCome January, Paco, you can sell the remaining stock as a shooting target.
ReplyDelete"Pinata Assortment for Christmas Online", well o'k I will place an order for a Julia Gillard Pinata, and a Wayne Swan punching bag, er you do international don't you?
ReplyDeleteDang, I saw that sample Pelosi Pinata, but he put the face at the wrong end.
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