"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Philistines!
I regret to say that there has been a lot of low-brow criticism of this outfit, which was designed for Miss Australia by the head of our fashion subsidiary, Monsieur Paqeau. Some people simply lack an appreciation for the rare and beautiful.
What the....?!?! RebeccaH is right. It needs a Camen Miranda fruit hat. Nothing can put something that is so "over-the-top"...well...over-the-top. It lost me at the second tier of that skirt. Like the old saying goes, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." Of course, the other old saying that comes to mind is, "Just say, "No"."
Inspired by Davy Crocket's coonskin hat, non?
ReplyDeleteBut that was from another angle. This one looks Chica Chica Booma Chica Boom!
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with that? It displays her, ummmmmmm, assets quite nicely.
ReplyDeleteHmm. Needs a Carmen Miranda fruit hat.
ReplyDeleteWhat the....?!?! RebeccaH is right. It needs a Camen Miranda fruit hat. Nothing can put something that is so "over-the-top"...well...over-the-top. It lost me at the second tier of that skirt. Like the old saying goes, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." Of course, the other old saying that comes to mind is, "Just say, "No"."
ReplyDeleteDeborah Leigh
No, no, no the problem was the Ugg boots, she should have had thongs on, as that is more Australian.
ReplyDeleteEr, plus of course the um outfit.
Merilyn, I suspect the readers are mystified about 'thongs'.
ReplyDeleteBruce: Hey, I think thongs are a great idea for this young woman!
ReplyDeleteThere was that line in Spinal Tap, about the lead guitarist's girlfriend dressing "like an Australian's nightmare."
ReplyDeleteIt never made any sense until now.