Swampie has the late great Jerry Clower.
Mrs. Paco brought this video to my attention: a squad of penguins chasing a butterfly.
And, finally, the whole front page of Steve Burri's blog.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh