
Important safety tip: if you're going to be handling garden shears in the nude, you'd better keep your mind on your...you know...business.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
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ReplyDeletePommies!
I saw a TV program once about a Pommie having a whinge - as they do - about having been circumcised as a child. Now he was trying to grow back his foreskin. Oh the drama! The pathos!
Mind you, this one's a Yorkshireman - a descendant of Vikings. So this may be more of a Scandinavian rather than a Pommie thing.
ReplyDeleteBe funny as hell if he grew it back and it turned out to be closed on the business end.
ReplyDeleteI can imagine this character should he have lived in 1940, during the Blitz -- as running like hell towards the hills.
ReplyDeleteI garden quite frequently. There's dust. And spiders. And sunburn. I get itchy just thinking about it. This guy must be a masochist.
ReplyDeleteHe's got kin
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